Comments on: really funny joke. a bit long, but it’s worth reading? http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/ SSend.com Sat, 19 May 2012 22:32:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: chrissy http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-358 chrissy Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:38:22 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-358 LOL...very funny. Thanks for a Laugh.. LOL…very funny.
Thanks for a Laugh..

]]> By: Jade R http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-357 Jade R Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:34:59 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-357 here is a long one that is funny A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!” She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party. Please pick me for best answer i am working my way up to level 3 Thanks here is a long one that is funny
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn’t imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he’d have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he “put-putted” all the way home. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, “Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!” She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, “Surprise!!!”
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Please pick me for best answer i am working my way up to level 3
Thanks

]]> By: Brittany http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-356 Brittany Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:02:58 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-356 hahahaahahaha that was funny hahahaahahaha that was funny

]]> By: Doll 101 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-355 Doll 101 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:47:29 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-355 lol!! That is funny!! lol!! That is funny!!

]]> By: Future CEO http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-354 Future CEO Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:18:56 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-354 Yeah, cut it off at the power outage line like the guy above me suggested. I though that was the punch line. Too much added on after a good laugh! Otherwise, great joke! Yeah, cut it off at the power outage line like the guy above me suggested. I though that was the punch line. Too much added on after a good laugh! Otherwise, great joke!

]]> By: I Live To Serve... http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-353 I Live To Serve... Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:59:58 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-353 I think it's hilarious--I work with some of those people! Star for you~ I think it’s hilarious–I work with some of those people! Star for you~

]]> By: Jonesy Girl http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-352 Jonesy Girl Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:57:12 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-352 That's great!! And you know that has probably really happened!!! That’s great!! And you know that has probably really happened!!!

]]> By: Poole! http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-351 Poole! Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:19:56 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-351 i think this is a funny joke but you should cut it short when it says power outage, that part made me chuckle but the rest didnt =/ i think this is a funny joke but you should cut it short when it says power outage, that part made me chuckle but the rest didnt =/

]]> By: kelsyy http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-350 kelsyy Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:43:04 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-350 haha i like it! haha
i like it!

]]> By: Roxy Loraine Bleu <3 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/comment-page-1/#comment-349 Roxy Loraine Bleu <3 Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:44:31 +0000 http://ssend.com/blog/really-funny-joke-a-bit-long-but-its-worth-reading/#comment-349 Ha.... thats not funny Ha…. thats not funny

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